ExpandingCuriosity:
Whenever I have destroyed pants, it has almost always been the inner thighs wearing out from all the rubbing. A couple of times I have ripped them along the ass seam 😅
Wow, I think we've all fantasized about the latter, but I've never seen or even heard of it happen before.
I did split some pants a few years ago. I don't remember the details but for some reason I was trying to show someone at work I could do those fancy jumping spinning karate kicks, so we stacked up some boxes. Well it turns out I could. But my pants couldn't. Had to wear a long rain coat the rest of the day. ... Maybe they were trying to tell me something.